It’s as if we have stepped into Minority Report, and my mind really has been blown.
So you’re abroad, can’t read the language and want to know that you’re not about to venture onto a nudest beach, or that you’re not about to eat testicles..
I did a little geeky wee in my 8bit pants.
Word Lens is available in the iTunes App Store, with each dictionary costing £2.99.
Such a vulgar term, but such childish joy can be taken from Fraping someone.
If you live in 1997 and haven’t heard of the internet or Facebook, then find out what Frape is by checking out urban dictionary, because I can’t be bothered to tell you.
Anyway, In my blog post last night I showed you my favourite thing about the new Facebook layouts, that being that you can ‘hack’ the photostream on your profile to be an extension of your profile picture (see the example in last nights post here).
I also showed you the potential that it had for fraping someone, including an example of calling someone a massive bellend, and including the files I used to do it in a nice little download… Low and behold, within an hour I had been fraped twice using this method, and little over 18 hours later that file had 894 unique IP downloads, and a bunch of people via twitter, facebook and friends via text saying they wanted more! So here is more!
I’ve done four packs of 5 frape messages. Generic insults, and insults targeted to either men or women. I’ve also done a special pack that I’m calling the FourSquares that instead of containing 5 portions for the message, it contains 4, and the fifth is a picture of someone. For example…
Remember, the only people that will be able to see this are you and your target’s mutual friends! Anyway…
GenericInsults.zip
MaleInsults.zip
FemaleInsults.zip
FourSquares.zip
If you have any requests or suggestions, please leave them in a comment!
So everyone always complains when Facebook do an update to their layout/design, although I always like them. Always making the site easier to scan and nicer to look at, I relish a good Facebook update.
When this latest one came around, it came with a completely new profile layout, and the most exciting new feature being the photostream above your feed. This is meant to be used to display the latest photos you’ve been tagged in, and dynamically updates to the latest 5 photos you’ve been tagged in. Now this excites me!
A few people have discovered that you can obviously manipulate it to look rather nice and do something a bit creative, like this:
Now, this is all well and good – and whatever, people have done it before… but that’s not what excites me!
YOU CAN PUT RUDE MESSAGES ON PEOPLES PROFILES. Childish of me to get excited about it I know, but it’s hilarious! THE BEST THING is that it’ll only show up for you, them, and any mutual friends you have. Anyone else will only see the pictures the user has tagged themselves into.
I love Jon, but he was first on my hit list:
Question is, who will you target?
If you want to use the images as I did with Jon, they are attached in a zip file HERE.
Don’t forget once you’ve uploaded them, to tag them in reverse order, so starting with the image you want to be far right, and moving left (in this case, tag 5a first, then 4a, 3a, 2a and lastly 1a).
So it’s tradition that every year or so I’d give the blog a redesign and now it’s time for the 2011 redesign, today… with some HUGE changes.
The first of these huge changes is that my blog is no longer called SEBBYWOOD. I’m am solely using that name for internet profiles until I can find a better use for it.
The next big change is that I’m leaving the blog quite bare. Less fancy sidebar. Nice and simple, just like Sebulo.us.
Until my next blog post, au revoir.
J’taime
x
Yo! It’s been a while, for which I kind of apologise, but then again I don’t. Forgive me for having a life – I’m busy! I’m always on twitter anyway so go catch me there!
Anyway, I’m not even here to blog properly, although I should start soon as I have a new iPad and the wordpress app is pretty good – so let’s wait and see if I do.
The iPad also has another great app, which allows you to make fonts! I love a good font! Helvetica Neue will always be a favourite, as will Gill Sans – gotta stick with the classics. Check my professional website for my love of Helvetica here.
SO ANYWAY, back to this app, it’s amazing. So I decided to give it a go, and here is my first foray into font making… I’m simply calling it, Seb White. Although Seb the retard White might be more applicable with this simplistic handwriting font.
P.S. To celebrate the new font, I’ve made the whole website this font for a while – it’ll change back in a bit.
