Who knew I could do the evil look so well? Hosting FRESH MEAT! was a great honour and I’d like to thank Queen of Hoxton and Sound You Can See for asking me. Next year sounds as if it’ll be bigger and better…
I don’t know why this track isn’t called Beef Curtains, although it has been played on gay Irish radio, so possibly would have been a faux pas.
Anyway, I quite like this track, and it’s by Lee Spary, the same guy that makes all my radio jingles… So you know he’s good.
It’s shit, I warn you that it is shit…
Food allergy sufferers, why don’t they just be careful with what they eat?..
Must be glutens for punishment.
Told you it was shit. Sorry.

I love The Apprentice and with the new score there was only one thing missing – a sweepstake.
So here is this year’s twitter apprentice sweepstake. No money, but a special prize up for grabs!
@SEBBYWOOD – Vincent
@jonnymounsor – Susan
@styrofoam_boots – Ellie
@Mezmerizing_x – Alex
@mrbmartini – Edna
@milliewalsh – Helen Louise
@CherryBow_x – Jim
@DapDapBabii – Tom – WINNER
@lauramcleanx – Melody
@Francesca25 – Edward
@benhodgson – Gavin
@umarkankiya – Zoe
@bryonymorris – Leon
@sofiejenkinson – Felicity
@ohwhataburden – Natasha
@WheresMeJumper_ – Glenn
Well done to DapDapBabii – you’ve won the star prize, this Ferrari… No. Just no. You have won 50,000 Seb Points™ though, so that’s quite good!

I love SNL, I just wish it was broadcast over here!


